Read this before proceeding. Seriously.

I do not in any way speak on behalf of the Police Service of Northern Ireland. I am not directly involved nor speak on behalf of any active operations across the entire force. I am not an individual but a parody that speaks about ongoing issues within Northern Ireland.

I in no way imply or suggest that I am and make it very clear now that anything you read here is to be taken with a pinch of salt. I do not stand by any of my writing as being factual. All information contained within is purely supposition.

All content within is blunt and offensive. I absolutely do not care about your sensibilities nor do I care about your opinion. If you’ve come to be offended, leave now. No one forces you to read this. Nobody needs you to be offended on their behalf.  Go away.

That’s grand, I love a healthy dose of reality.

You’re violating my safe space and my bubble is close to being popped; I’m going to cry.

I may be contacted at any time anonymously by e-mailing donpeeler@protonmail.com